urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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